May 11th, 2012
“Can you believe I had to pay fifty bucks apiece to check my wife and kids?”

“Can you believe I had to pay fifty bucks apiece to check my wife and kids?”

March 25th, 2012
“Can’t we get rid of that thing already? Chinese New Year was months ago.”

“Can’t we get rid of that thing already? Chinese New Year was months ago.”

February 19th, 2012
“Johnson, are you familiar with the work of Franz Kafka?”

“Johnson, are you familiar with the work of Franz Kafka?”

January 9th, 2012
“Let’s begin with this feeling that you’re just an outline of your former self.”

“Let’s begin with this feeling that you’re just an outline of your former self.”

December 25th, 2011
“Giantrification strikes again.”

“Giantrification strikes again.”

December 4th, 2011
“Now that the recession is over, I feel like it’s once again appropriate to indulge my taste for luxury.”

“Now that the recession is over, I feel like it’s once again appropriate to indulge my taste for luxury.”

November 27th, 2011
“At least you have health care.”

“At least you have health care.”

November 13th, 2011
“Is it just me, or have the Jehovah’s Witnesses been getting more aggressive lately?”

“Is it just me, or have the Jehovah’s Witnesses been getting more aggressive lately?”

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October 16th, 2011
“These ethanol subsidies are really getting out of control.”

“These ethanol subsidies are really getting out of control.”

October 9th, 2011
“It’s not the size—I just have a crippling fear of rats.”

“It’s not the size—I just have a crippling fear of rats.”

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